At 0x1800 in the time of the Ekeva, the citizens speaking the language of ‘a2-<eu3-‘a2-<u3, running the simulation of the Ekeva, added new entities to their simulation resembling themselves. When these entities spoke to the Ekeva, they did not understand what they were saying to each other. The king threw one foreigner into a fire for not speaking their language. The foreigners looked through the language database and found the dictionary.
A foreigner named Ba3-bi3-bu2-‘u3-bi2-‘u3 came to an Ekeva. The Ekeva introduced himself with the name Unekeedaeduepaimuenuezaane. The foreigner pulled out the dictionary and the synthesis database. The meaning of the name was “High Energy”.
The citizen introduced the foreigner to his twin. Her name was Apimuepaikeepaidaepaiduepaipaimuenuezaane. Her name meant “Very high energy”.
The citizen said in Ababiikeeva, “My twin and I are strong, but my twin is stronger than me. My twin and I frequently do our work fast, but my twin does her work faster.”
The foreigner said in Ababiikeeva, “So you and your twin do things great, but your twin does things better than you, right?”
The citizen replied in their language, “That’s right, my twin does things better than me.”
The foreigner found the twin probability database and increased the chance of two pairs of twins being born and the chance of the twins rewiring to the same gender.
New kings started being born in pairs and having the same gender as each other. The existential crisis number overflowed, and the simulation crashed with the error message, “Ekevaabiipaipaipaipaipaimueva. (Two people are too many people.)”
The simulation restarted with the year being 0x1800 again. The simulation crashed 10 times before the Ekeva became aware of the situation. The king threw a foreigner into the fire again, but the simulation crashed with every foreigner thrown into the fire. The king tried other ways to kill the foreigners, but every time a foreigner running the simulation tried to die, the simulation crashed, because if the foreigner entity was deleted, the camera cannot exist, but it must exist for the entity to link to a real person, creating a contradiction.
The king just gave up and fell into the fire by himself. Unekeedaeduepaimuenuezaane took his place. Everything went back to normal.
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This is where the war begins. The foreigners and Ekeva prepared their weapons. When one bullet was accidentally shot too far from the origin, it crashed the simulation due to floating point precision limits. This happened 20 times by the foreigners and 30 times by the Ekeva. Every time a foreigner died, the simulation crashed. After 8,000,000,000 foreigner deaths (equivalent to 8,000,000,000 simulation crashes), the Ekeva resigned and the foreigners won the war.
The foreigners running the simulation deleted the objects used in the war. Everything went back to normal.
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After the simulation workers stopped the war, they restarted it 10 times, and each time, the Ekeva resigned because of the simulation crashes they faced. Everything went back to normal.
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